What a bitch

 You can't be mad at a girl for doing what comes natural. In this case, it's getting money to get high by any means necessary. I got the call that she wanted me to pick her up with her friend for the night. They wanted to sleep here. I arrived at the street corner where we agreed to meet, but she was not ready to leave like she said she was. She was waiting for her dealer to arrive. She was looking around manically with her eyebrows raised. Her friend turned out to be some fat old bitch that had a strange bodily twitch. She couldn’t stop moving. Shortly after her dealer arrived in a nice truck, got out and the first thing he said quite loudly was "Don't call me no more. You're too hot!"

I drove around the block, stopped and let them get in the car. Now I’m already regretting my poor decisions. On the way to the house, her friend couldn’t stop coughing, clearing her throat, and twitching. My girl promised they wouldn’t spend all night on the porch. They would just take a hit or two and be right back in. I already knew she was lying. I stopped for gas, and when she got out, I told her my reservations about her weird friend. The wheels already started turning in her head.

We got to the house, and they immediately went out on the porch and got high off smoking crack. They never came back in. I have told her 100 times in the past that I hate when she does that. I don’t want that shit here. Her friend was still twitching. She says it was from a lack of sleep, but now her friend is smoking too. She made plans to take a cab, and when I told her I could drive her wherever she wanted to go, she told me she already had another date lined up with some other girl. I got mad at this. She came over here with the intention of staying the night and letting her friend get some sleep. This was a good plan, unless you were a drug addict. Drug addicts cannot make plans. She even wanted us to go to the beach! I always answer with "we’ll see." 

She says some guy is going to pay her to make out with another girl for $150, and he just likes to watch. Of course, this is all bullshit. She had something else lined up, and I told her that her friend who is now standing on the porch swinging back-and-forth, has to go. 

 The cab arrived shortly after, and I was never more happy to close and lock the door. I’ll fuck her in a day or two when she comes to her senses.