I think I wasted $100.

 The fake ass love doll doesn’t work! It lacks one thing that a real woman has: desirability. Women give off pheromones, they have a nice smell to them, all your senses are alive when around them. Sight, hearing, touch...Go to a club or the beach and you’ll see what I mean. A fake ass is just that. A blob of plastic.

This girl Sarah has been hitting me up for months. She drives me crazy. After jerking off and trying to use this toy all night while watching porn, nothing was working, and I said she has an excellent pussy. This will be my test. I went out there with a flaccid dick. I picked her up and she wanted a soda. So we went to the store. She got two drinks. The entire time, she's staying at her phone. We parked in a dark parking lot around the corner. She started sucking on it, and I’m still pushing rope. But once I managed climb over to the passenger seat to stick it in her pussy, a few strokes later, and we were happily on our way to fucksville. She agreed to 60 but then told me not to cum in her. I know she doesn’t like that, but I wanted to anyway. She agreed for another 20. I think you can see why I was hoping for that fuck doll to work out. It happened, though. I managed to blow my load in her, one that I’ve been working on all goddamn night. She never once looked up from her phone. I dropped her off quickly and went back home.

To an empty house. I told the brunette I didn’t want to see her anymore because she said she was going to come over and then I saw her ad pop back up. I told her I’m all done with her. It’s obvious that I was nothing more than a trick. It’s kind of painful, but I’ll get over it. I always do.