Forging ahead.

 The world has seen great men. And these great men have achieved great things. Many accomplishments have been observed throughout the ages. They have scaled mountains, landed on the moon, and pushed beyond the boundaries of human existence. We even take great pride in fictional men like Conan the barbarian. The real mark of a man is one of not turning down a challenge in the face of fear.

So when faced with the daunting task of having to go down on a woman who stinks like shit, a true man cannot wither in the face of such a challenge. And so with great fortitude, and many demands from this smelly bitch, I set about the daunting task of licking and dual digit finger banging this disgusting trollop to climax. I may not be a master mountaineer, brave soldier in the heat of combat, or focused bodybuilder, but I will not shy away from my duty to uphold the standards of a man challenged with a terrible obligation.

I showered and scrubbed thouroughly, afterwards. I reassured her with a promise to see her soon. I fear I may never uphold that promise.