Soaking it like Letterkenny.


 It’s late at night and I can’t sleep…again. My dick is rock hard, but there’s no one next to me to fuck. I already fucked a whore earlier, but my dick is hard again. I suppose I could jack off, but that takes me forever. It’s not like when I was a teenager. My dick knows the difference between my hand and pussy. And my dick wants pussy. Always. And it sucks. Just a constant desire to rut with women like some feral animal. 

I can feel the concave indentation of my bed reminding me of all the sexual escapades that bears replacing this mattress. I’ve learned to keep a mattress protector on. The most extreme example of this was a girl that lost control while riding me cowgirl and sprayed diarrhea all over my bed. She may have been dope sick at the time. The details are a bit fuzzy. All that I really remember is her running into the bathroom in shame and embarrassment, and  me calmly replacing the bedsheets, completely unfased. She didn’t know that the bed protector was on there really because of my cats having a bad habit of pissing on the bed. So I am well prepared for a mess and don’t hesitate to clean it up. I don’t get upset by such things. It’s like being upset when a baby shit it’s diaper. A mother doesn’t get upset. She just cleans the baby and changes the diaper. Still, it doesn’t change the fact that the girl is probably still mortified over the incident. I fucked her a few times since. You don’t let giant tits like hers go to waste. I can deal with a girl's shit.

The one depicted above had plans to meet me after work. We have been together several times and have developed a rapport. She was by the park doing something goofy with her friends. I picked her up and brought her back to my place. She’s not one that I can film yet, but you never know. I gave her a massage. I like giving my dick massages. That’s when you start rubbing their legs and ass. You can eat them out even. Then you work your way up and start rubbing their back, arms, and neck. Concentrate on their back and use massage oil. I pick up a bottle of that nice smelling massage oil for about 20 bucks. Honey almond scented. I straddle her as I'm rubbing her back, and let my dick slide into her. Apparently, the Canadians called this soaking. It’s great while giving my famous "dick massage". I left a load in her, and it only cost me $60.

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