It’s raining pussy! Seriously, there is a lot of rain today.

 In bad weather, it’s my guess that men don’t want to go and monger. That’s when I get a lot of phone calls. As you know I won’t use names, and so I guess I’ll have to use designations. First, the blonde wanted me to come get her. on my way to her I got a call from the brunette. She wanted me to pick up her and her friend. I switched course, and headed to her. On the way to her, I got a call from the Cousin. I love fucking this one. I was going to pick up the brunette, But she wasn’t there. So I went home. The minute I got home, she called and said she was waiting for me. I went back and pick her up, but now she said she had to go meet her boyfriend to get a 20 for her other friend who was hurting. So we drove down the street, she left her bags in the car, and got out to talk with her boyfriend. By now, I’m pretty fed up. There were two sexy girls standing there. One was a real sexy Dominican. The brunette walks off with her boyfriend and I don’t know where they went. But now I don’t care. So I drive around the block and stop near the Dominican. She talks to me for a minute and gets in the car. We chat on the way to my place, and then going up to the door, she asks me how much for what. I suggest 60 to fuck and she agreed.

We got in here and she started to smoke on my porch. The drugs came right out and that annoyed me. We finally made it to our bedroom, and she did strip down. She started doing weird things and acting psycho. she demanded I put on a condom, which is fine, but the only way I can keep a hard on is if the girl and I have a good chemistry. But she kept talking and yakking, not focused at all, not turning me on at all. She was bitching about the bed having cat fur on it. I removed the sheets and she still acted as if she was a germaphobe, even telling me she was. I actually manage to fuck her for a little bit after she blew me with the condom on. But then she got up talking about this and that and it was clear that this was over. Now I am in damage control. She started acting all offended and even started crying accusing me of just using her like every other man. By this point she has gone completely psycho and I just wanted her gone. I let her keep talking. I remained quiet. Drive her back, gave her $30, Because at one point she was saying she didn’t want any money from me, that she was hoping this would turn into to a relationship. The next minute she wanted money, and nothing to do with me. Then the next minute she wanted to introduce me to her family, and even buy something for me with the money I just gave her! As soon as she close the door after getting out, I’m pretty sure I left a strip of rubber as I left. I’ve dealt with psychos like her before. The best you can do is humor them until you can make your escape.

I have ignored the blonde up to this point. I’ll just fuck her tomorrow. The cousin, so called because she was an old girlfriend's relative, started texting me again wanting to see me. She was speaking in code, not telling me where she was, not responding to me. I drove around trying to find her but I gave up. When she finally started talking to me I was to fed up to bother with her bullshit. 

Then the brunette called me. She said she was at my place! She was driving around with some guy. She wanted her bags out of my car. She wanted her needles. She said she was going to go boost steaks for that guy at a local supermarket and that she would be back in an hour. Who knows? I might see her in a couple days!

I think got a couple of texts from a couple of girls I haven’t heard from in a while. I might be able to add them to the roster. As for now if I don’t hear back from anybody am I actually just go and fuck the cousin. After all this bullshit, I'm only down 30 bucks. The cousin lets me make videos, so maybe it's worth it.

The blonde really wants to do something with me tonight. But I’d rather fuck the cousin.