Girls chase me! Well... My wallet anyway
But my wallet is in my pants. If they want my wallet, the gets what's in my pants. I turned down three girls who called wanting to hook up today. The fourth came and buzzed the door till I let her in. Jamie, crystal, and Sara all wanted to fuck me. Well, one said her tent was leaking and she needed $40 to stay somewhere. I turned her down because if she was a friend she would’ve asked to crash on my couch. I didn’t buy the whole $40 bullshit. Usually when I a phone call from some bitch saying they’re fucked, you offer them a place to stay for the night. She didn't ask that. Instead, this bitch
1.) Presented her problem
2.) Offered her own solution
That's the breakdown. when someone asks for your help, they tell you what the problem is and let you think about how to help them. You decide the best course of action for you to take. Girls try this shit all the time. They just need a couple of bucks here they just need a couple of bucks there. Don’t give them a fucking dime. Because this has nothing to do with money. This has to do with a girl calling you, giving you some lame excuse, and saying that the only way out is for you to send them money! The minute I hung up with her, I promise you she was on the phone calling the next guy to try and get money from him. A real friend would’ve said they are in a jam could you help them out. How? They need some money? BULLSHIT. There is always a third option. That’s why this is called a false dichotomy.
That last bitch that got $45 for me was a reasonable thing. Send me a bit of gas money and I’ll drive up to see ya. Sure thing baby. It was when she asked for $40 more and I knew it was bullshit.
Another one is a sister of a girl I’ve been fucking, but I’ve been fucking both sisters for sometime. Neither one is a pleasant experience and I’ve kind of distance myself over seeing them. They , are persistent though. I don’t want to see her because she went off and recently had another man's baby. Again. Not only is that disappointing, she’s probably ugly as shit again. You got to get them when they have been using for a bit. Otherwise they don't have that sexy figure. Drugs have a way of shedding all the fat. The third round time away from her man and wants me to drop another hundred. Not tonight. All three were too late. My door has been buzzed by the fourth till I let her in. She fucked me and then wanted more money, so I had to give her 80. She wanted cigarettes too, but I drew the line there. Her boyfriend called my number asking her to buy a stem, those little roses at the store for a buck that people use to smoke crack.
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