Cock and pussy translates to War and Peace

 Driving down Main St, I was tempted to pick up at least two hookers. I had to drop something off nearby for work. Getting one of them would be the easy part. Dealing with them is another matter. I had to ask myself if I had time to cater to them before work. First there's the actual act. But then they may want more money, try to use your phone, try to steal something, cause a scene, argue, have you drive them somewhere, or pick something up. All are bad scenarios. Besides, I hate the old fashioned way of picking up a street whore. It brings me back to how this all started. Boredom. 

There are inherent risks associated with picking up street whores. Get the thought out of your head that it will go smoothly, you'll get along, find a nice secluded spot, have amazing sex, and drop her off smiling with a few bucks in her pocket. 

This is a best case scenario, and usually is what happens without a hitch. But like a car that's blown a flat tire, you better be prepared for when things go wrong. You don't need to be scared. Just be wary and ready. 

Never be violent with these women. Their lives SUCK! They live in constant misery. If they can do you of for $20, that's a charitable contribution. I've had women pull knives on me. I remained calm and polite. Maybe I should have been phased by the threat, but I just tendon calm and don't argue. There is no need to argue. It's more like when a dog bears it's teeth. You don't go into a wild panic, you just react calmly. Throw the bitch a bone! They, like dealers, can become violent, but overall you are the money. No one wants to fuck with the money. 

If a woman takes your money first, they feel no need to let you violate them and will take off. Don't pay up front. However, if they make a sink about it, treat your money like you would in a casino. This is money to burn. You could jerk off and put your money in the bank, but that's not why we are out here cruising for ass. If you lose your money cause you're burned but some girl that ditched you, chuck it up to a loss and move on. 

Don't take them home or allow them into your car if you're not prepared to deal with a woman who won't leave you alone until she gets what she wants. When someone has nothing, they will chilling to whatever they think they deserve. Give them that extra 20 or pack of cigarettes. Once they are out of your house or car, they are history. You ultimately decide how you engage with these people. As I said, the BEST case scenario is that you pump and dump. These relationships can become more complicated in ways you may want to avoid.

And avoidance is the key. Like a male spider trying his best to get a piece of ass, while avoiding being eaten by the female he just wants to fuck.