Boring sex

 Boring sex is when it’s fun to do but really boring to look at. She stopped over tonight and knocked on my door until I finally let her in. She would’ve knocked until it broke off the hinges. I fed her what I was already cooking. Chicken sausage and beans in tomato sauce. We had a talk as she smoked a cigarette on the porch, then into the room, of came the clothes, did our thing and then got sixty out of the ATM. Her boyfriend was waiting for her, even though she insists that he was not going to be there. He keeps his distance. The three of us have come to an understanding. When they need money, she comes for an unannounced visit. He waits for her as we work it out, and then those two walk off into the sunset. 

It’s a nice arrangement. I don’t have to deal with any shit. They constantly fight and argue over petty shit, like couples do. I’m saved from all that grief.